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vapor-man:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

neon genesis evangelion

July 25, 2014 / 14,427 notes

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

I LOVE SCARY PREHISTORIC SHIT!!!!!

July 25, 2014 / 18,488 notes
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July 24, 2014
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bossanovabyss:

jellygod:

Pokémon - Neil Cicierega - Mouth Silence

listen to this

"… and so the epidemic goes from being a craze to an entire world order."

Yeah, that about sums it up.

July 24, 2014 / 8,332 notes

kanekirin:

H E Y  S E N P A I

July 24, 2014 / 37 notes

browngurl:

All Neon Like…

July 22, 2014 / 893 notes

fuckyeahtattoos:

Done by Nick Reddy at Hallowed Ground Body Art Studio (Portland, ME)

July 22, 2014 / 1,000 notes

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

July 22, 2014 / 83,013 notes
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dylypulitzer:

thatzak:

#1 party track

yo honestly this song is so fucking sick like with the landing spaceship in the beginning are you fucking joking this song is actually out of control amazing

July 22, 2014 / 34,429 notes
July 22, 2014 / 58 notes